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Thursday, February 19, 2009
Monday, October 27, 2008
Preacher's slip of the tongue
Every now and again a preacher gets tongue tied, and when that knot comes undone, he will have a slip of the tongue.
HT: Joanna @ Crazy Christian Clips
HT: Joanna @ Crazy Christian Clips
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Atheist Holiday
[With Easter coming up in just over a week, I just had to share this joke!]
An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holidays for them to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the downtrodden and assigned their sharpest attorney to the case.
The case was brought up before a learned judge who, after listening to the passionate presentation by the ACLU representative, promptly banged his gavel and said, "Case dismissed!"
The ACLU lawyer stood up and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. And the Jews--why, in addition to Passover, they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah ... and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned back in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said, "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists--just when might that be?"
The judge said "Well, it comes every year at the same time--April 1st!"
An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holidays for them to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the downtrodden and assigned their sharpest attorney to the case.
The case was brought up before a learned judge who, after listening to the passionate presentation by the ACLU representative, promptly banged his gavel and said, "Case dismissed!"
The ACLU lawyer stood up and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. And the Jews--why, in addition to Passover, they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah ... and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned back in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said, "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists--just when might that be?"
The judge said "Well, it comes every year at the same time--April 1st!"
Monday, March 12, 2007
Monday, August 28, 2006
"Nuts" about dogs!
Just came across a very funny post at The Riddleblog (by Dr. Kim Riddlebarger) about weird inventions for dogs. He has a link about some dogs that are "nuts" about their owners; or, is it the other way around?
Just laughing...
Just laughing...
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Sparky Bubba-Louie
I saw that Carla Rolfe decided to spice up her life with a new Elf name, so I thought with Christmas coming, I might as well have a name change. Was I disappointed!
Was I thinking...?
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Was I thinking...?
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Which character are you?
Do this test and find out which character you are from the hit TV show 24! Jolly Blogger wanted to be Jack Bauer, but such a pity, not everyone can be!
Jack Bauer
Which 24 Character are you?
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Just thinking...
Jack Bauer
Which 24 Character are you?
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Just thinking...
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